Salve for Souls

Friday, July 31, 2015

Flora Reigada confesses to 'GRAMMATICAL CRIMES I HAVE COMMITTED'




During the final, critical moments of a football game, I leaped to my feet with the cheering crowd when the quarterback hit a home run.
Not really—but that scenario illustrates something unbelievable about my writing career.


Flora Reigada confesses to 'GRAMMATICAL CRIMES I HAVE COMMITTED'

Wednesday, July 1, 2015

ANSWERING THE CALL


  I could see the door-to-door salesman from my window. He was large, his face was red with rage and he kept pounding on my door after I didn't respond. I was ready to . . . 

See more:
http://myhelpinghandspress.blogspot.com/2015/06/answering-call-flora-reigada.html

Friday, May 8, 2015

SMART PHONE BLUES



My husband could do amazing things with his smart phone: send and receive e-mail, go on facebook, check the weather, watch TV and so much more. He had the world at his fingertips and it made my little flip phone seem like yesterday's leftovers.

Before long, I was the proud owner of a brand new smart phone—and I learned how to turn it on!

The first place I brought it was to a women's retreat at my church, where I would be helping out. Before the retreat began, our group of about 20 gathered in a room for prayer. I was early and as the others straggled in, a friend said she needed to get her phone from her car to call her son.

I whipped out my prize possession. "You can use my phone."

She thanked me, took it and then stared at the blank screen. I quickly realized my friend knew no more about smart phones than me.

Drawing on my vast technical skills, I turned it on and some apps magically appeared.

Amazingly, there was one with a telephone receiver.

I pressed it. Nothing. I pressed it again. Still nothing. My friend pressed it too, with the same result. We must have pressed that thing a hundred times. Then viola! The screen changed and another phone app appeared. We pressed that one too, again and again. Eventually something clicked and a dial pad showed up.

Between the two of us, we managed to punch in the number and the call went through. But all our efforts were to no avail. My friend's son never answered because he didn't recognize my number on his caller I.D. He only answered when my friend went back to plan "A." She got her old-fashioned flip phone from her car and made the call.

My smart phone gave me more grief at the end of the day when I tried calling my husband to pick me up and take me home. When all attempts to call him failed, I decided to find a wall phone in the church. Yes, we still have a couple of these "dinosaurs."

As I made my way to one in the front office, another complication arose. At night, the halls were dark. Although light switches were on the wall, I didn't want to touch them, because one might set off a blasting alarm. Like most of life's lessons, I learned this one the hard way. Enough said.

At last, I groped my way to the phone, where I could barely make out the numbers. After they more or less came into focus, I couldn't get an outside line. Finally, I heard the welcome sound of a dial tone and was able to call home.

I have since learned how to better use my smart phone and I am taking life one app at a time.

Monday, March 30, 2015

Stranger On A Train




At first, he was just a stranger on a train, but things soon got creepy.

Traveling from Florida to New York, we were seated together on the crowded train. The long trip was made longer still, by heavy rain pouring down the windows and flooding the tracks.

To pass the time, The Stranger and I began to talk. This was amid the drone of passengers talking and laughing, their chatter occasionally punctuated by the cries of restless children.

Everything seemed normal as The Stranger told me about his job at a large ministry. He also told me about a near-death experience that had changed his life and inspired his conversion to Christianity.

As a newspaper correspondent and freelance writer, I'm always on the alert for an interesting story. Sometimes this has gotten me into trouble. This would be one of those times.

The Stranger was pleased to hear I'm a writer and I took notes as he spoke. When I told him I would write his story and try to get it published in a magazine, he was thrilled. He would have nothing less than one of the most popular—Guideposts.

Mentioning I had a few stories published in Guideposts, I said I would give them a try. That's when things began to get weird.

With no warning, The Stranger began praying at the top of his lungs.

Not knowing what else to do, I bowed my head. But I realized the train, just seconds before filled with chatter, had become deathly silent. I glanced up to see questioning faces staring our way.

After that, the trip dragged on as The Stranger talked non-stop about himself and the story he was certain would be published in Guideposts.

As the train approached New York City, we exchanged business cards and I told him I'd be in touch if I had any questions or news about the story.

I breathed a sigh of relief when we finally parted ways at Pennsylvania Station. But that would not be the last of The Stranger. No sooner had I unpacked my suitcase, than he began emailing me.

"Did you get it written? Did you send it? Do you have a contract?"

It was obvious this guy thought my entire life revolved around writing his story. Forget about my husband, children, cooking, cleaning and newspaper deadlines.

I imagine he pictured editors at Guideposts on the edge of their seats, waiting for his article to arrive. In reality, it would take its place at the end of a long list of stories vying for attention. The process can drag on for months, even years and ultimately, most are rejected.

Such is the world of publishing.

I was relieved to finally send the story on its way and get it out of my hair—but not the Stranger. His endless messages took on an increasingly creepy tone.

I thought you were going to get my story published. What happened? Did you lie?

When Guideposts rejected it, the messages got creepier still. He began addressing me as "sweetheart, dear" and "darling."

I kept my responses business-like, telling him I would submit the story elsewhere.

During this time, my husband Dan and I attended services at our church. We had a guest speaker that day, a well-known Christian musician and artist, touring churches around the country, mentioning them throughout his talk.

 Hearing the name of the ministry where The Stranger worked, Dan and I looked at each other in surprise. I didn't know, but Dan had hatched a plan.

Following the message, we went up to greet Mr. Famous Guy.

We told him we enjoyed his message, then Dan asked if he knew "so-and-so" (The Stranger) who worked at such-and-such ministry.

A big smile spread over Famous Guy's face. "Oh yes, I often speak at that ministry and I know him very well."

"My wife's a writer," Dan explained. "She's writing about the near-death experience that changed his life."

Famous Guy was familiar with the story. "That's great. It needs to be told.

At home, Dan composed an email to The Stranger. He told him we'd met Mr. Famous Guy and discussed the story I had written.

"And by the way," Dan added. "From now on, I'll be handling my wife's correspondence, so send all your questions and comments to me."

When the message was sent, Dan explained that he was making The Stranger accountable to someone influential, who could make or break his career.

"He probably never expected the connection between his personal life and his work," Dan said.

After that, I never heard from The Stranger, although Dan contacted him when his story was published in a Christian newspaper distributed throughout the nation.

I was glad for that, but the incident left me more wary of strangers. Maybe that's not such a bad thing.

           

Saturday, March 21, 2015

More Than A Kid


As a shy, overweight child growing up in a working class neighborhood on Staten Island, New York, I always felt like an outsider.  Even in my first-grade class, other children had friends, cliques and little "romances."  Few befriended the unpopular girl they called "fatso."
 
I remember wishing I could become invisible.  That way the teacher wouldn’t call on me and ask math questions I couldn’t answer.  Classmates would snicker as I struggled and stammered.
After I entered second grade, a new student joined the class.  Our teacher introduced the blond boy with a cherubic face and eyes mature beyond his years.

"This is Michael.  He moved here from California, near Disneyland."

 My classmates and I looked approvingly at each other. Michael seemed to come from some magical, faraway land and we all wanted to be his friend. But he would seek me out, whether in the lunchroom, the schoolyard, or walking me to and from school. 

Michael would also step between taunting classmates and me.  Although gentle, he spoke with authority.  

"Leave her alone!  She’s my girlfriend and she’s pretty and smart."

Pretty and smart—me?

My mother had said those words, but that's what moms are supposed to say.  Michael made me wonder if they might be true.
 
I began inviting Michael to play at my apartment after school.  Each day, Mom greeted us with milk and cookies.  Despite the treats and good times, Michael would keep glancing at the clock, then suddenly run home. When I asked him why he did this, panic rushed into his voice.
"My daddy wants me home on time! If I'm not there, he'll spank me hard."
 
One wintry day as Michael and I played outside, my mother made some shocking observations.  Michael wasn’t wearing a coat.  His shoes had holes. Rummaging through our closets, my mother pulled out an old jacket of mine and gave it to Michael.  She also gave him an old, but intact pair of my shoes that didn't look girlish.  I was glad to share what I had. 

The rest of that school year, Michael and I enjoyed each other's company.  And when he visited, my mother watched the time for him.  But when school closed for summer vacation, I lost track of Michael.  When classes resumed in autumn, he wasn't there.

"Where is he?"  I asked several classmates.
 
"I think he moved back to California to be with his mom," one answered, treating me with new respect.  

This attitude extended to other classmates.  But I started treating myself with respect, too—talking with and befriending other children.  After school, we’d ride bikes, play stick ball and visit each other in our homes.  That year, lasting friendships were made.  No longer did I feel like an outsider.
  
Even though I continued to struggle with math, I discovered I had other skills, such as reading and writing.  I wished Michael could have shared my joy, especially after I began losing weight.  Although I never saw him again, I knew that even if I remained forever awkward and overweight, Michael would still have been my friend.  He understood my pain, because he knew it so well.  I hoped he was finding a better life and being rewarded for his kindness.

"He was like a little angel," my mother said after he left.
Maybe she was right. Michael came to me just when I needed him and left when his job was done.



Tuesday, February 24, 2015

Homonyms, Homophones and Horror-nyms




Homonyms are words that share the same spelling and pronunciation but have different meanings, while homophones are words that share the same pronunciation, regardless of how they are spelled.


These are often misspelled, misused and confused.  I know because I have done it—and I call them all horror-nyms.


Examples of errors, my own and otherwise, will be followed by a list of homophones, with a homonym or two.

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Observed: She was quick as a march (no capitalization) hair.

Observed: The king sat on his thrown.

Committed: I enjoyed the lethargic dancers instead of the liturgical dancers.

Committed: We traveled to the British Aisles.

Committed: I once referenced the cannon of scripture, instead on canon.

Committed: She was messaging my feet, instead of massaging.

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Ad/add
Addition/edition
Affect/effect
Aid/aide
Ail/ale
Aisle/isle
Altar/alter
Antidote/anecdote Arc/ark
Awful/offal
Ball/ball (dance)/bawl
Beet/beat
Bear/bare
Bells/belles
Birth/berth
Blue/blew
Boar/bore
Board/bored
Bolder/boulder
Border as in edge/boarder as in tenant
Bow to bend forward/bow on a ship/bough of a tree/bow [pronounced "bo"] (decorative)
Bow/bough
Break/brake
Breach/breech
Breath/breadth
Cannon/canon
Cant/can't
Capital/capitol (building)
Chaste/chased
Complement/compliment
Cord/chord
Counsel/council
Count (title)/count (verb)
Course/coarse
Cow as in bovine/cow (v.) as to intimidate
Crane (machine)/crane (bird)/crane (verb)
Dairy/diary
Dam/damn
Date as in day/date as in a day out/date as in fruit
Dear/deer
Deign/Dane
Dessert/desert
Die/dye
Do as in a note/dough for bread/doe (deer)
Do/dew/due
Dove (bird)/dove (past tense of dive)
Draw as if in pull/draw as if drawing a picture
Drop (fall)/drop (liquid)
Eight/ate
Fair/fare
Fawn/faun
Feat/feet
Flea/flee
Flower/flour
Fly (like a bird)/fly (insect)
Fore/four
Fowl/foul
Fuse/fuze
Gate/gait
Gene/jeans (pants) Gene/Jean (names)
Genes/jeans/Jean (woman's name)Great/grate
Hail/hale
Hair/hare
Hall/haul
Handy work/handiwork (I saw this written on facebook.)
Hay/hey
Hear/here
Heard/herd
Heart/hart
Hew/Hugh/hue
Holy/wholly
Hole/whole
Horse/hoarse
Hose/hoes
Hour/our
Idle/idol/idyll
Its/it's
Knew/new/gnu
Knight/night
Know/no
Led/lead (past tense)/lead(metal)
Letter (correspondence)/letter (of alphabet)
Liken/lichen
Loose/lose
Lure/lore
Lure (verb)/lure (noun)
Maid/made
Main/mane/Maine (i.e. Spanish Main)
Mail/male
Manner/Manor, as in house
March as in a month/march as in a parade
Meet/meat/mete
Message/massage
Metal/mettle/medal
Mite/might
Mole as in animal/mole as in blemish
Moon/moon (verb)
Morning/mourning
Mould/mold
Nap/nape
Need/knead
Oar/or/o'er
Pair/pear/pare
Pain/pane
Palate/pallet
Pall/Paul
Past/passed
Paws/pause
Peace/piece
Peek/peak/pique
Peer/pier
Picture/pitcher
Pine/pine (verb)
Plain/plane
Please/pleas
Poker/polka
Pole/poll
Pour/pore
Presents/presence
Prey/pray
Principal/principle
Profit/prophet
Prostate/prostrate
Queue/cue
Rap/wrap
Reign/rain
Right/rite
Road/rode
Row/roe
Rye/wry
Scent/sent
See/sea
Seed/cede
Seem/seam
Shoe/shoo
Shutter/shudder
Site/cite/sight
Sew/so/sow (seeds) /sow (female pig)
Shear/sheer
Soul/sole
Stare/stair
Steak/stake
Steal/steel
Stern (strict)/stern on a ship
Style/stile
Sun/son
Some/sum
Tail/tale
Tear (from eye)/ tier
Tear (rip)/tare
Tea/tee
Tenants/tenets
There/their/they’re
Throne/thrown
Toad/towed/toed
Too/two/to
Trip (journey)/trip (stumble)
Vain/vane
Veil/vale
Vile/vial
Vise/vice
Waste/waist
Way/weigh/whey
Week/weak
Wet/whet
Whale/wail
Where/wear/ware
Whether/weather
Whore/hoar
Width/with
Writing/riding
You/ewe
You’re/your/yore

Monday, February 23, 2015

Superstore Hero

            The aisle in the store was packed with last minute Christmas shoppers and crammed with carts. I was among the shoppers and we had all claimed our space to pore over items on the shelves. I felt pressured and hurried, as I had other items to buy and when I got home, supper to cook.
            I didn't think even a fly could fit into that aisle until an elderly man seated in a motorized cart, managed to squeeze his way in.  Then he just parked there, only to sit and take up precious space.
            Everyone pushed around him as if he were invisible.  I tried to as well, but hemmed-in between his motorized cart and a display, I was trapped.
            Letting out an annoyed sigh, I briefly took notice of the man who had hindered my shopping.  He appeared somewhat disheveled, with his pants pulled down too low, revealing what appeared to be an adult diaper.
            Before I could turn away, he began talking.
            "You know, I've lived a charmed life …."
            My mind screamed.  "I don't have time to listen to this man's life story.  I've got so many things to do."
            Despite the shopping mayhem around us, he continued talking as if we were taking a leisurely stroll down a country path.
            "When I was serving in the South Pacific, I took a walk along the shore and picked up a small object from the sand.  Something about it didn't seem right, so I threw it in the ocean."
            At this point, I began to think of this man as more than an interruption.  He was likely a World War II veteran, part of the "Greatest Generation," who had served in the Pacific Theater.  I tried to imagine him a young warrior, storming the shores of Iwo Jima.  Now here he was, wearing an adult diaper, sitting almost helplessly in a motorized shopping cart.
            He continued with his story.
            "That night, I remembered a training film our troops were shown about dangers in the South Pacific.  One of them was that object I had picked up from the beach.  If it was held for more than a minute, it would release a poison that could kill a man."
            The elderly gentleman went on to tell me a couple of other ways in which his life was spared.
            "Someone's been watching out for you," I told him.
            He nodded.  "Like I said, I've lived a charmed life."
            After we parted, I was glad I had paused to listen.  I remembered the times I had felt like a ghost trying to break through from another realm, as others spoke.  So often, I just want to be heard, as did the man in the store.  Only God knows how many stories and adventures are locked up inside this hero.
            In Luke 6:31, we read the words of Jesus.  "Do to others as you would have them do to you" (NIV).
            I haven't always succeeded at this, but maybe a part of it, is giving that one lonely person the gift of a listening ear.
World War II's Greatest Generation is featured in "The Face Behind the Veil" by Flora Reigada

Monday, January 26, 2015

Blubs and Sea Lion Steak

The grammar police are out to get me! Chief of these is my husband, Dan, whom I call Ol' Eagle Eye. He can spot a grammatical error from a mile away and he will pounce on it.

That's a good thing for me as a journalist and novelist, because I've made my share of errors and Dan edits my work. In great part, Dan attributes his sharp eye, to English being his second language. He spoke Spanish until he entered school in New York City and had to familiarize himself with the many nuances of the English language.

 He can understand why another Spanish-speaking person mistook the word "canopy" for "cannot pee and "sirloin steak" for "sea lion" steak. Learning English and wanting to get it right, made Dan acutely aware of inconsistencies, mine included.

In a book proposal I wrote, he spotted the following typo. "A 100 word blub follows," instead of "A 100 word blurb." In something else, he found hand crotched instead of hand crocheted.

Some entrees in this blog will feature errors Dan discovered in my work and how they were corrected, as well as errors in general. There will also be things of interest to writers and maybe a few laughs in the process.

But whether it's for a job application, a term paper or a facebook message, we are all writers. If we want to be taken seriously (and have our material published) we need to watch our language.